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[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

The Mystery Tea Meme!

How about a nice cup of tea~?

Rules:
• Post with your character(s)!
• Reply to other characters. Have your character share tea with the character they're tagging. Choose (or randomize 1 through 23) from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, Chai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.
• They drink it.
• Both characters discover the horrifying effect of the tea below the cut.

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11. Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

Comments

[morphitudinous]

Late because I am a loser who goes to bed early

[hit-girl-mindy.livejournal.com]

"Hey," Mindy greeted him. "I've seen you before. Feel like having some tea?"

[morphitudinous]

"Yeah, I have," Billy remembered. From that misunderstanding with Ronnie, and... "We've talked over the omnicom system before."

Shrugging, he picked up the cup and waited a moment before drinking. "I haven't had tea in a long time. Thank you."

18 (shucks..I mean SHUCKS)

[hit-girl-mindy.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, you're the Powe...I mean, the engineering guy," Hit Girl finished off hastily. "I don't know a whole hell of a lot about you, so I figured why not start?"

She took some of the tea and drank. "Hmm, daffodil tea. I've never HAD THIS BEFORE, HAVE YOU?"

What the hell?

LOL

[morphitudinous]

Huh? Why was she shouting? Billy frowned, wondering if this was some sort of prank. Well, there was one way to find out...

"I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY, BUT...WHY ARE WE SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER?"

Re: LOL

[hit-girl-mindy.livejournal.com]

"I DON'T KNOW, NEVER REALLY BIG INTO SHOUTING UNLESS I WAS TRYING TO SCARE THE CRAP OUTTA SOMEONE. MAYBE ITS DRUGS?"

Could this place get more annoying? Really, shouting?

[morphitudinous]

"IN THE TEA," Billy thought, slapping his forehead. "LIKELY TO BE IN THE TEA."

Not wanting to strain his voice further than necessary, he withdrew his omnicom and started to type on it, showing the message to Hit Girl.

I'LL HAVE TO WORK ON A---HOW ON EARTH IS IT AFFECTING THE SETTINGS HERE TOO?

14. 'Billina and Kosette'? ...I'm okay with this.

[nokosi.livejournal.com]

That's cool, the tea will help you wake UP!

"Billy...!" Nokosi smiled cheerfully at the man as he held up two mugs of Berry tea. "We must bond over the delightful experience of drinking tea."

\o/

[morphitudinous]

"Nokosi," Billy greeted him with a wave, taking the other mug without complaint. "I don't see a reason to refuse."

He clinked his mug against Nokosi's and took a sip. Mm, it was delightful...but he was starting to feel a little weird.

Re: \o/

[nokosi.livejournal.com]

Weird was an understatement. Really, he should have probably asked someone about the herbs he was unfamiliar with in Hydroponics. Oh well; that numbing sensation would probably go away.

"Of course not, my peo-" His voice came out high-pitched, cheerful and just a bit cutesy. It was enough to make him stop and try speaking the words again, only to be met with the same result.

[morphitudinous]

Billy paused and blinked. Right before his eyes, Nokosi's form was changing along with his voice. Was that a natural ability of his species? He doubted it, and doubted even more that the change was voluntary.

"...I may see one now," Billy added too late, gulping when he noticed his own voice had changed.

[nokosi.livejournal.com]

Nokosi pointed a now-shapely finger at the 'man' before him, "You! Why are you a female now? It's very fitting like that but still." Nope, not helping the situation at all, here.

[morphitudinous]

Billy yelped, looking down at himself and seeing breasts. Not as large as Ronnie's, but sizable enough to be uncomfortable. He turned slightly away from Nokosi, peeking under his ill-fitting clothes to confirm it. His lower anatomy, most unsettlingly, had also changed.

"It's highly probable that a chemical in the tea transformed us," he started to say in that high voice, turning to face Nokosi, "but I know of no such chemical."

He would just ignore the 'very fitting' comment and pray that Ronnie didn't come along.

18 - *yawn and readies bed?*

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

Hey Billy, you look like you could use a tea break.

That's...do you want capslock or sleepy tea? I like 'em both

[morphitudinous]

I could, actually.

[He sits and happily takes the tea, pouring it out for both of them.]

Smells wonderful.

Clearly was sleepy trying to read descripts. -.- 17 >.>

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

Chamomile, very relaxing.

*She takes a sip after taking a mug.*

No worries

[morphitudinous]

I've heard. Let's see if it lives up to the reputation.

[He takes his own mug and drinks, nice and slowly. Mmm. It's good, very good...and...yeah, relaxing. He sags in his seat a little.]

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

*She sipped a few more times, and yawned, slumping in her own seat.*

Very relaxing.

[morphitudinous]

Is it supposed to be this...relaxing?

[His words stretched out as he peered at her under heavy eyelids.]

13...

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Have a Kaylee sliding over to your workbench with a couple mugs of tea, Billy. ]

Alright, forcin' you into a break, no arguin'.

Uh oh.

[morphitudinous]

[Billy gulps and turns away from his work, taking the mug.]

What duration am I sentenced to?

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

At least a half hour, won't take any less.

[ Kaylee smugly takes a sip of her tea. No choice, Billy, get to drinking. ]

[morphitudinous]

Of course you won't.

[He makes a face but drinks obediently. It's an interesting taste, definitely warm and...numbing? It almost seems to be carrying him away.]

...Kaylee!

[He realizes that something is very wrong seconds before it happens, and...well, hope you like Golden Retriever puppies. Because Billy has become one, poking his nose out and running in a circle. Panic. Whine. Uh oh.]

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ His own cry of distress is completely forgotten as Kaylee finds herself shrinking, and suddenly she's flitting about Billy's puppy head in a panic. ]

Billy! Billy what's goin' on!?

[morphitudinous]

[Puppy Billy stumbles, falling over on his paws a few times. This body is awkward as anything.]

Over here! [Yip. He waves a paw as if to scratch his nose, trying to call her over.]

I don't like this at all. We're lucky we can still communicate.