Meatpile of Mystery! (Open Crack Threading!)

[whitewolfzita.livejournal.com]

(Inspired by silliness in chat and the not!kink meme)

Your character(s) went to sleep in their usual cubby hole in the sleeping halls.

All seemed well and normal.

But this? This is weird. They wake up to find themselves in a pile on something soft, entangled with various other crew members.

The natural response, I believe, is "What the HECK did I do yesterday?!"

At least most of you are fully clothed...

(Yes, there is a perfectly innocent explanation for this. But your characters don't know that.)

Comments

[totalbabemagnet.livejournal.com]

Well, you'd probably have to wake them. Dude is snoring loudly, and seems oblivious to the fact that the Master Chief is his new bed.

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

"Devilishly handsome?" She crosses her arms and looks at him, "Not the words I would choose."

[whyarewehere]

"I've also heard dropdead gorgeous, but we don't have time for that."

[prettycoolguy]

Well, he gave a fair warning. The Chief puts his palms to the floor and pretty much does a pushup, shifting so that the weight on his back rolls off to one side.

[governmentninja]

"What the hell are you talking about! Why were you eve in my..."

Ok, wait... this was certainly not the same crappy cubby tube he went to sleep in. And the two of them definitely weren't alone.

Ok...

He eased up his grip on the girl.

"Where are we?"

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

Palm, meet face.

"Grif. Just be quiet."

[whyarewehere]

"Who's gonna make me?"

He folds his arms. "You? Well, newsflash. You're still not the boss of me."

[totalbabemagnet.livejournal.com]

Roll roll roll

THUD

There was a groan from face down on the meatship floor.

"Jesus, Catlin, what'd you do that for?"

[prettycoolguy]

"My name," says a very deep, very male voice, "Isn't Catlin."

"Who are you?"

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

Lafiel scrambles away, stepping on someone else in the process. "I don't know, but I know who does." She calls to the ceiling. "Stacy! What are you doing?!"

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

She pinches the bridge of her nose.

"Fine, Grif. I'll just get you on our next mission. I'm going to to see if I can figure out what happened."

She fears for what she might find out.

[whyarewehere]

"Personally I like to think that you just came to your senses about me, but we know how Stacy feels about the horizontal mambo."

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

Samus snaps her head around to give the death glare to Grif.

"No."

[likeapoison.livejournal.com]

Billy, have a symbiote that doesn't like being brushed. Toxin bares his fangs and rears up as he snakes out, eyepatches narrowed.

"Tox! Settle!" After that reflexive outburst, Pat shakes his head and peers first at the pile, then at Billy. "...What did I sleep through?"

[kang-cross-time.livejournal.com]

This wasn't as unusual a sight to wake to as one might imagine. Not only was he one to Conquer, but he was also one who enjoyed a good party.

It must've been one hell of a bash, considering how many people obviously got Kanged last night. And he can't remember a lick of it. Go figure.

He'd worry about that later. First he had to untangle himself from the piles of bodies he was part of. And he was none too gentle with it.

[whyarewehere]

He sort of "fffff"'s in response.

"Well okay then." He looks around. It just seems to be a dim, soft room.

STACY

[whitewolfzita.livejournal.com]

||I am performing no particular outstanding function at this time.||

[totalbabemagnet.livejournal.com]

"Duuuuude"

Oh, jesus! What the hell did he do last night?!

"Dude, we didn't like... y'know, the other night... did we?"

Well,his butt didn't hurt, so if they did, he was definitely the top.

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

"There's too many people here," this could a very good thing as it means nothing happened between herself and Grif or... just a very, very bad thing."

[whyarewehere]

"That doesn't mean anything," Grif reminds, having similar thoughts.

"Still. Like I said, Stacy's a prude."

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

"What is the meaning of placing us here?"

[prettycoolguy]

This doesn't even cross the Chief's mind.

"I went to sleep in my usual quarters and woke up here just shortly before you did," he says, calmly.

"Which means Stacy did something."

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

Of course one of the people getting shoved around was a Young Avenger.

Who wasn't really a morning person, and didn't like such rude awakenings.

"What the hell?"

[whitewolfzita.livejournal.com]

||Temporary relocation of crew members is not used as a means of communication. I "mean" nothing by it.||

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

"And I think I'm very grateful for that at the moment." Don't mind Samus, she's mumbling.