nothing good can come from this

[appletastic]

The Anonymous Personal Ads Meme!

How it works!

1. Post as your character!
2. Other characters draft a personal advertisement for yours! Do this any way you'd like to, but it's more fun if you post anonymously.
3. Have fun disputing the claims/guessing who wrote the ads/correcting for accuracy/general shenanigans!

Comments

Zetta

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Ken Ichijouji

[crstofkindness.livejournal.com]

_{[What am I even]}

Ter'thelas Baelion

[seasindorei.livejournal.com]

Tobias

[skyboundmisfit.livejournal.com]

Sokka

[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

for Lash

[(Anonymous)]

Looking for danger? You've found the right person!

I'm in for the thrill of things! I'm quite the genius, charming despite some rough edges, and will always keep you on your toes. Be warned: I have a boyfriend, and he is likely to have violent urges toward you.

Do you dare to challenge me?

[(Anonymous)]

Nah, I'm just pretending to write like him. I am rather good with camouflage and information gathering, even if we have not met, my dear.

[(Anonymous)]

BADASS OVERLORD11!ONE!

CARE TO FREAKING OPEN ME?! You know what they say...something about reading a book or whatever.

[(Anonymous)]

Flames, Flames on the side of my face

I promise I will light you up, baby.

Re: Tim Drake/Red Robin

[(Anonymous)]

ARE YOU UP TO THE CHALLENGE?

You know what they say about the quiet ones. The tough nuts to crack. Ladies and/or gentlemen, if you ever aspired to climb the highest mountains in your love life, we introduce to you one Red Robin!

Witness his SUPERHEROIC ANTICS! Do you have what it takes to fight crime at his side? Submit your inquiries to his comm!

Chell

[fattynoparents]

Hawke

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

[(Anonymous)]

Forget whatever they say about dragons!

There's a reason why we hide all that junk. You humanoids wouldn't be even able to comprehend the sheer power upon seeing it.

So we'll make sure you're well protected first.

[morphitudinous]

I should've realized. The syntax isn't quite the same.

So we've never met and you've pried that much out of my personal life. You'd never reveal your methods, of course, you just leave me to wonder if I should worry.

[(Anonymous)]

[combustible_me]

...do I know you?

[(Anonymous)]

Don't worry honey. I might have some fun from time to time, but I'm not the dangerous type. And despite my looks, I am rather respectful of others. Not that I'd say this normally, of course.

Howard Bassem

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

Daniel Jackson

[hi_there_aliens]

Punchy

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

Eva

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

You know what they say

[(Anonymous)]

about drills that pierce the heavens.

...probably that they are impractical, as the drill would have to be prohibitively large.

Re: Boota

[(Anonymous)]

Hey. Hey. Hey, pretty lady.

Wanna go to space?

[battorch]

Really?

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

Do I ever use the word 'girl', dawg?

Shawties and biznatches all the wizzay.