Crack RP Meme

[runs-on-rage.livejournal.com]

In honor of April 1st (and a day early) I give you:

THE CRACK RP MEME!

That's right folks, it's time to bust out all the ridiculous, silly, cracktastical shenanigans you know you've always wanted to play but your characters would never do on the ship.

Random characters you will never app are fine. Joke journals are fine too. It's pretty much a party in here! 8D

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[nocapesdahling.livejournal.com]

NO CLOAKS

[stupidbluechild.livejournal.com]

She breaks off without pause for breath.

"I'm a tax inspector!" Charlotte winked.

[lookatyourman.livejournal.com]

Look down. Back up.

Where are you? You're in an Firefly engine room with the man your man could smell like!

[whitefireshot.livejournal.com]

...What are your thoughts on longcoats?

*She is very intimidating for someone so tiny.*

[bigbad]

Well, yeah, I am.

[lookatyourman.livejournal.com]

No woman wants a man who smells foul. It has been proven.

By Science!

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

"That is a very short name," Armaenis observes. He sits. It changes the angle of his neck craning to be a little more comfortable.

"What lives here? This is a very strange lair."

Oh hey what is that. Army's head snaps around to look up at Kaylee. "I know what you are! You're a human!"

STAAARING!

[atatatatatatata.livejournal.com]

ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODKefj5qfAU)

[governorkang]

...what's wrong with cloaks?

[manager-lad.livejournal.com]

Please refrain from killing, maiming, or only overtly sexual acts of any kind while intoxicated. This will prevent the number of lawsuits I have to fill out ALL THE SPROCKING TIME BECAUSE YOU GUYS LIKE THINGS TO GO BOOM!

[gets pie'd]

[lookatyourman.livejournal.com]

Well, I am very desirable. Like the reasonably priced Old Spice, and the scent of men who use it.

[uncle-travmatt.livejournal.com]

The fraggle startles for a moment, and then staaares back.

"Oh my, I didn't know silly creatures come in blue like fraggles!"

[governorkang]

Kang's wings rustle again, and he looks down at Kaylee, his voice serious. "That is a bronze hatchling, Kaylee."

[lookatyourman.livejournal.com]

With the power of Old Spice, I can teach you anything!

Look down. Back up. Where are we? In a classroom, where I will teach you how to be a man!

[cant-be-lazy.livejournal.com]

And in this corner of the Grand Ship Stacy, we have a little girl in pink. She's pilfered a little pink jukebox from somewhere and started to dance to its happy tune.

The odd thing about this scene? She's talking to a little stray robot all the while, and attempting to convince the lost little thing to dance with her.

"See? It's easy if you put your mind to it! And you've got a really fast mind, right? So all you have to do is wave over heeeeere"---the girl twirls and bounces over to one spot---"and then over here!" A little twirling kick later, she's back in her original spot and bouncing around.

"Perfect! Don't forget to twirl and smile when you're done, it makes it look really nice. And it's fun! Oh...I guess you can't smile. Just the twirling's fine. But you'll have to put extra energy into it." Her mission accomplished, she looks around with wide brown eyes. Maybe there's a person to talk to?

[raw-vikingness.livejournal.com]

Well that got him to raise his haunches and growl back. But he won't attack yet.

[stupidbluechild.livejournal.com]

She doesn't really pay attention to his last statement, instead choosing to pet him.

"Ooooh! Are you a kitty?"

[raw-vikingness.livejournal.com]

Toothless looks around the weird hallways, wondering where his tiny Viking boy went.

[offthisplanenow.livejournal.com]

[Younglings.]

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

*offers Kaylee a shiny new tool set, with diamond cutters instead?*

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

"What are you doing here?" Armaenis growls, but it's not really all that intimidating.

He's very tiny.

[cant-be-lazy.livejournal.com]

"Of course! I always have my glitter pens!" Digging around in a little lavender purse she always carries, Pinky produces several giant glitter pens. They are all, of course, varying shades of pink. She immediately starts in on the helmet, decorating the field around the visor with a lovely pink line.

"Take as many as you want! We need to make it shine."

[nocapesdahling.livejournal.com]

Dahling you ca't fight in zhat, you'll be killed. Off with it this instant, you can't be seen zhat way.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

"Sure am! Name's Kaylee." A smile for the little guy, before she actually pays attention to Kang.

"The kind you were talkin' 'bout before?" Even so, she looks more giddy than scared.

[raw-vikingness.livejournal.com]

Toothless gives the smaller dragon a look that says 'I have no idea doofus'.