Crack RP Meme

[runs-on-rage.livejournal.com]

In honor of April 1st (and a day early) I give you:

THE CRACK RP MEME!

That's right folks, it's time to bust out all the ridiculous, silly, cracktastical shenanigans you know you've always wanted to play but your characters would never do on the ship.

Random characters you will never app are fine. Joke journals are fine too. It's pretty much a party in here! 8D

Comments

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

Armaenis focuses more on Kaylee now.

"Do you know what lives here?" he asks. This is very serious business of course.

[crysteel-future.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE SO CUTE! [glomp'd!]

[agyieus.livejournal.com]

They're just tacky.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Offering accepted! 8D ]

Feel like I should give you somethin' in return for that, though...

[governorkang]

"Kaylee. It's a bronze. You do remember what I told you before, right?" Yeah. Uh. This is incredibly awkward.

[whyarewehere]

"You don't know that. She could've been. You don't know about my mom." Which he's glad about honestly. His family is embarrassing.

...Okay he can't stand it anymore. "How are you still up there?"

[agyieus.livejournal.com]

Tacky, tacky, tacky.

A cape is a sure sign of either someone having a stick wedged somewhere it shouldn't be, or someone trying to look tough.

[sly-knife.livejournal.com]

Sly Knife has no idea what to make of this. For now he's just going to stare.

Oomans are so weird. Good prey. But weird.

[crysteel-future.livejournal.com]

[has sonic cannon gun] Quick, Katara! Get behind me! [kicks cannon into gear]

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

"Well, lots of folks live here, from all kinds of places..."

She blinks at Kang, shakes her head. "...'Bout?"

[raw-vikingness.livejournal.com]

OGODWHATTHE-oh, it's just some crazy human.

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

Darlin' if you got any hot ideas on that, I'll encourage it. *waggles eyebrows and grins more*

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

"I heard a little about her from Sister. It was...educational." She'll be nice and not go farther than that.

"It's not like I'm actually here; I'm just a hologram. I don't need to hold on to anything. So you can shake your head and I won't move."

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

Actually he smells like a wolf so he couldn't smell lady scented if he tried.

*thinks her boyfriend smells just fine anyway*

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

Oh hey wait what this is interesting.

The adults are talking, but Armaenis is perfectly happy to continue forcing himself into the conversation with all his tiny might.

"Yes. I'm bronze. What's it mean?" His head snaps back to Kang again.

Kang doesn't look or smell like a bad thing... (Honestly he kind of smells like Army's parents...)

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

"Answer me!" Army flares his wings out in an attempt to be threatening.

How can you be unimpressed, Toothless? Isn't he the IMAGE of ferocity?!

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Eeee, you're so cute! [Surprise human is a surprise?]

[governorkang]

Kang crosses his arms over his chest, scales clicking, "It means that he and I are possibly brothers."

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

... wait, what? Chaucer?

[auntslappysqrl.livejournal.com]

Suddenly there's a banging sound coming from... wait, where did that oak tree come from?

"Hey! Quit that racket out there, some people are trying to sleep!"

[nocapesdahling.livejournal.com]

Finally someone with sense.

[she gives him a once-over]

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Kaylee blinks again. And again. And then grins.

"So this could be your little brother??" The mechanic is pleased with this idea. "Lookit that, a regular family right here!"

[nocapesdahling.livejournal.com]

...

Dahling...

You look Fabulous.

[raw-vikingness.livejournal.com]

"Raowr!" Toothless did answer you. It's not his fault you can't understand me.

And honestly? The tiny Viking boy is more threatening than you are Armaenis.

<3 the icon!

[crysteel-future.livejournal.com]

Would you like your ears scratched? [scratch scratch scratch]