http://runs-on-rage.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] runs-on-rage.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2010-03-31 08:38 pm

Crack RP Meme

In honor of April 1st (and a day early) I give you:

THE CRACK RP MEME!


That's right folks, it's time to bust out all the ridiculous, silly, cracktastical shenanigans you know you've always wanted to play but your characters would never do on the ship.

Random characters you will never app are fine. Joke journals are fine too. It's pretty much a party in here! 8D

[identity profile] inthephonebook.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Looks at the Dragon. Now back to Kang. Now back to the dragon. Now back to Kang.]

If he is, then Draconian biology is a lot more interesting than I initially suspected.
governorkang: (Neutral)

[personal profile] governorkang 2010-04-01 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
It's not as easy as it sounds.

[identity profile] agyieus.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Why, thank you.

You're rather stunning yourself.

[identity profile] voiceofserenity.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
It ain't all that confusin', from what I understand. Same eggs, different process...

[identity profile] inthephonebook.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Never said he wasn't. In fact, he's a pretty good uncle too.

[identity profile] voiceofserenity.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Well, nothin' would be rewardin' if it didn't take some hard work to get to it, right?

[identity profile] cant-be-lazy.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Bouncing over to pick up her jukebox and move it to a safer spot, the girl catches a glimpse of...something. Ever-curious, her head pokes out.

"Hey, anybody there?"
governorkang: (o rly bozak)

[personal profile] governorkang 2010-04-01 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Harry.

[identity profile] whitefireshot.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Didn't know tin cans knew what fun was," Aine sighed, staring at the robot as it 'danced.' Is that what this place considered dancing? What a ridiculous thought.

"That craziness, no," Aine shot, cold as ice for a moment. Before smiling, if only a little, "I danced as we were taught, in pairs, gracefully."

[identity profile] tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes. Two of them. They're awful," the dragonet sniffs to Kaylee. They don't listen to him and he gets no respect, what could be worse?!

And then to Kang, he makes a small snorting noise. "That's stupid. The only thing that comes out of dragon eggs is dragons. Everyone knows that!"

There are some stories he hasn't been told, to let him grow up happy for a bit before he starts finding out exactly what kinds of horrible things go on in the world around him.

[identity profile] inthephonebook.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Is there a birds and bees Draconian book I've missed?

Or is that Wyvrens and Lizards?

[identity profile] second-hunter.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Hmn. Seen some strange stuff, but can't say I've ever been on a ship made out of meat before.

So. Someone seen my dad?

[identity profile] kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Does so]

What IS he?!

[identity profile] inthephonebook.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
What? It's theoretically possible some part of you guy's life cycle involves being quadrupedal and a totally different bone structure. I've seen weirder things, and it's not like I've been reading "Draconian Babies and You: What to Expect From Your New Egg."

greennotgold: (Huh...)

[personal profile] greennotgold 2010-04-01 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
He's an uncle too? I didn't know that.

[identity profile] cant-be-lazy.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
The girl easily brushes off the shot, perking right back up at the mention of pair dancing.

"Oh! I've always thought that looked really nice, but I've never really had a chance to practice. One of my aunts had a wedding once, and I tried to slow dance with the ring-bearer before he tripped over the cake, but that was it. Did you like it?"

[identity profile] itsmynamenow.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
No, I don't know how you feel about capes. But please tell me I've found someone who hates capes as much as I do...
governorkang: (Sons-of-bitches command face)

[personal profile] governorkang 2010-04-01 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
...sisters. Sisters. Lady of the Abyss, he might have sisters.

"It's true. They were stolen by Takhisis and warped by magic. A good chunk of them got retrieved by the dragons, though."

[identity profile] domeanthings.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
"No you don't." With that, she blips out. Then blips in on his shoulder. "I win."

[identity profile] inthephonebook.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. Maggie adores her 'Uncy Kang'
governorkang: (Idiots / Facepalm)

[personal profile] governorkang 2010-04-01 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Some of the eggs were rescued. Not only that, but any other clutches the dragons have after, we are related to.

[identity profile] voiceofserenity.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Think we both missed it. Kang explained it to me, once. Might take another explanation or two to get it to actually stick, though.

I was thinkin' more along the lines of Jians 'n Fenghuangs...
governorkang: (Having fun)

[personal profile] governorkang 2010-04-01 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
...how is Maggie?
governorkang: (Well shit / Disgusting)

[personal profile] governorkang 2010-04-01 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think its parents would be very receptive to my talking to it.
greennotgold: (Mousey)

[personal profile] greennotgold 2010-04-01 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! [laughs] Hey, you need to bring her to visit us more!

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