Crack RP Meme

[runs-on-rage.livejournal.com]

In honor of April 1st (and a day early) I give you:

THE CRACK RP MEME!

That's right folks, it's time to bust out all the ridiculous, silly, cracktastical shenanigans you know you've always wanted to play but your characters would never do on the ship.

Random characters you will never app are fine. Joke journals are fine too. It's pretty much a party in here! 8D

Comments

[made-o-felt.livejournal.com]

[Stomping down the hallways of Stacy is a small plantsuit-clad figure that is...made out of felt.]

Great. Just great. It's bad enough I get turned into a puppet, but then I wake up on some alien ship covered in snot.

Could this day get any worse?

[bigbad]

[made-o-felt.livejournal.com]

[Glowering.]

Spike.

[bigbad]

[Just... grinning so hard.]

You're a bloody puppet!

Again!

[made-o-felt.livejournal.com]

[Maybe just a touch sarcastically, here.]

Oh really? I hadn't noticed.

Glad to see your powers of observation are as good as ever.

[bigbad]

Can't help it if it doesn't stop being funny.

[made-o-felt.livejournal.com]

Funny to you, maybe.

Do you know how hard it is to get that alien slime...goo...stuff out of felt?

[bigbad]

[Helpless laughter. Sorry, Angel. Your pain is hilarious.]

[made-o-felt.livejournal.com]

[Have a really annoyed puppet trying to beat the snot out of you, Spike. Again.]

[thexanwhosees.livejournal.com]

*hunts for a camera NOW*

[bigbad]

Watch out. He still bites.

[made-o-felt.livejournal.com]

Yeah!

Wait. I'm agreeing with Spike. This...no. Not happening.

And no cameras, Xander! I'm warning you...

[thexanwhosees.livejournal.com]

Yeah but it's only foam teeth right?

*sneaks off to W+P for camera-y goodness*

Just remember to smile Dead puppet boy!

[whitefireshot.livejournal.com]

*looks down at the puppet*

...Do all puppets here have such pronounced eyebrows?

[made-o-felt.livejournal.com]

Hey! What's wrong with my eyebrows?

[whitefireshot.livejournal.com]

Oh, nothing!

*Wait, why am I getting defensive at a puppet* Except... they do stick out like an inch. About as far as your nose does. Isn't that a little... odd?

[made-o-felt.livejournal.com]

Well...yeah, kinda.

My nose comes off, too. Don't ask me why, it just does.

[whitefireshot.livejournal.com]

That's... nice? *What the hell do you say to a puppet about detachable features?*

Do you have someone controlling you? With some form of personification ability? I've never run into a puppet without someone controlling them.

[made-o-felt.livejournal.com]

[Don't worry, he's not really all that sure how to deal with it himself.]

What?

Oh. No, no. I'm not usually a puppet. It was...um. A thing. A mystical egg thing.

[whitefireshot.livejournal.com]

So... a thing, a mystical egg thing, made you into a puppet?

*Not sure how to believe that, then again not sure how to believe she is talking to a puppet.*

That's... definitely not something I've ever had to cure before...

[listenfairy.livejournal.com]

That depends on your definition of worse!!

[made-o-felt.livejournal.com]

[Angel just stares. That's...what is that?]

Uh. Hello.

[listenfairy.livejournal.com]

[ That, sir, is a fairy. An obnoxious one. ]

Hello!! You look like you're having trouble!

[made-o-felt.livejournal.com]

[Figures.]

Uh. Yeah. You could say that.

[listenfairy.livejournal.com]

Are you under a spell? You really should watch out for some of these sneaky enemies...

I'm sure you could find some way to turn yourself back!!