I want to tell the world!

[telekinetic_badass]

I JUST HAD SEX, THE MEME

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Lovingly stolen from starkwantsyou

Comments

this is neither sane nor logical

[encourage]

[ GOING TO MAKE ANALOG CHOKE ON HER DRAGONDAMNED MOTOR OIL

which is probably why she's leaving looking like HELL YES I ATE THAT CANARY where's that dragon have to catch her before she leaves right when the cup's at her metal lips... ]

When has that ever stopped anyone?

[a_mere_human]

[Yeah, Setsuna is just going to put his clothes back on. He really failed to see how that assisted in anything.]

sometimes we have this thing called self restraint

[encourage]

[ Almost out the door, when she uh, realizes -- ]

Thanks again, Seiei-san!

[ LAKJSDL YEAH ]

That was -- [ she pauses ] -- informative!

Pfffft, that's boring

[a_mere_human]

...

You have an unusual way of wanting to learn.

... it is definitely less amusing

[encourage]

[ she grins, if that blush from... oh a bit ago is back full force. don't think about, have a dragon to get to choke! ]

I prefer to take the hands on approach when I can. I learn faster that way.

[a_mere_human]

I suppose.

[Admittedly, being called 'Seiei-San' during... was different, but not unpleasant.]

Let me know if you need further assistance.

[Next lesson: Anal!]

[encourage]

Oh.

[ wow, she hadn't thought about repeats.

... that's kind of obvious right now.

... like it's obvious she's thinking about further "assistance" in the future right after he brings it up.

... she is so hard to read what are you implying that she isn't?@?@@12!~

Thus she smiles, probably blushing a little more. ]

Right. Thank you. I... think I will.

THIS NEITHER

[thewunderkind]

Hey! Get back here Little Daisy, I, the great Dr. Lady Deathtruction NEUTRO™ wasn't done yet with you yet, ha ha ha haa ha ha ha!

AHAHAHAHAHASDF

[encourage]

Oh, no!

[ she grins, hiding it behind one hand alskdjf ]

Whatever will I do?

[ Look over her shoulder out the door and not at all care as she calls out; ]

Percival? Percival darling, your high and mighty Nemesis is ravishing me again!

[thewunderkind]

No! Get back into the bedroom! Now! I order it!

[encourage]

I'm never going to listen to you, you fiend! You'll have to make me!

[thewunderkind]

Well...if you insist.

[Suddenly! There is a giant fish monster guy in a rubber suit grabbing you.]

[cityship]

That was terrible. [Also you seem to still be a virgin....somehow?]

[encourage]

Yes, it was.

[ pause for a beat ]

You were doing it wrong.

[cityship]

The Great Time Dragon Analog does not do anything wrong, pauper! I know perfectly well that you humans start any relationship with tongue action!

[Sakura, forever scarred by Analog and anything involving Time Dragon tongues. And motor oil.]

[encourage]

... Yeah, when you're kissing! That definitely wasn't kissing.

[cityship]

You were completely covered in motor oil. I did it right.

[livestoannoy]

[smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk]

[encourage]

[ Okay so she really, really wants Analog to choke on that motor oil tea. Like. Really wants it.

But he looks too smug.

... So she tosses a pillow at his head. ]

What're you smirking for, huh?

[livestoannoy]

[Ack! Face, meet pillow.]

You're a smart girl - I'm sure you can guess. [smiiiiiiiirk]

[also have that pillow thrown back in your face]

[encourage]

[ catches that pillow and rolls her eyes, because if she has to think about it she starts blushing again and then -- aargh! vindictive attempt at Analog's dragonish well being! ]

Gee, you must be as fond of Analog as I am. Oooor you're a pervert. What other possible explanation is there?

[livestoannoy]

Uh-uh, don't you try to use the 'a dragon made me do it' excuse on me. Cause I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have done this unless you wanted to.

[smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirt]

[telekinetic_badass]

[Yeah, he's just gonna chill out in bed]

And there goes another satisfied customer.

[encourage]

[ saklfd a little backward wave ]

More than you know. Thank you~!

[ ANALOG.

WILL.

CHOKE.

Life is beautiful 8') and nothing hurts (well...) ]

[telekinetic_badass]

No problem, honey!