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Why are you even looking at that?

>[Because it's kind of hard to ignore.]
>[Because I want to creep you out.]
>[I don't have to tell you.]
>[I'm secretly Edward Cullen.]

>[Because it's kind of hard to ignore.]

It's kind of hard to ignore. Vitals are one of those things AIs are supposed to watch.

Okay can you really get out of there now?

>[What's the sudden urgency?]
>[Hey, your heartrate spiked!]
>[Use this new found ability as a lie detector.]
>[No. :)]

>[Hey, your heartrate spiked!]

Woah! Hey, why the heartrate spike?

Why? Because you're in my head! I thought we went over this! [flail]

>[Dude, calm down!]
>[Fine, I don't want to be in your head anyway!]
>[Do you think my answer changed within the last two minutes?]
>[Would this be a bad time to tell you I can kind of feel you too?]

>[Would this be a bad time to tell you I can kind of feel you too?]

Jesus, Grif, calm down. Besides, I can kind of feel you flailing around and it's weird.

...

You what?

>[You heard me.]
>[Oh jeeze how did he misinterpret that?]
>[It's not like I want to!]
>[It's kind of hot.]

>[You heard me.]

You heard me. I can feel a little with the armor, and so I can feel you acting like an idiot.

Wonderful. You're hugging me. Now please get out.

>[I am not hugging you.]
>[You're awfully freaked out by this. O.o]
>[Nice conclusion, why'd you jump to that one?]
>[Take a fourth option.]

>[I am not hugging you.]

It's not hugging. It's just the armor sitting on top on you. Kinda hard to avoid when you're wearing it.

... [A thought! He smirks]

I just had the best idea in the whole world.

>[You what?]
>[I'll believe it when I see it.]
>[I've got a bad feeling about this.]
>[I have a better one.]

>[I've got a bad feeling about this.]

...Why do I suddenly have a bad feeling about this?

Because I don't like you.

[...Yes. He's peeling the armor off. Wearing a podsuit underneath.]

Freedom!

>[Hey!]
>[Abandon ship!]
>[You're an asshole, Grif.]
>[Insult his plan.]

>[Hey!]

Hey, be careful with that armor!

...So now you're in a podsuit. Wow, clever.

[Grif climbs out of his armor and dusts his hands off, scowling down at it]

There. Now what're you gonna do to me, huh? It's genius!

>[Like I care!]
>[You do know you're gonna have to wear it again sometime, right?]
>[I can name something in this room that isn't.]
>[That can't have been comfortable to have on under this.]

>[Like I care!]

Now? I'm gonna go back to the terminal.

[jumps]

Like I care that much, anyway.

Fine! Run away! [Grin! He thinks he's won!]

>[You're an idiot!]
>[This is not worth my time.]
>[Say something ominous and threatening.]
>[Who's running?]

>[Say something ominous and threatening.]

Who said I'm running away? You're putting your armor back on sometime.

...Who says?

>[Samus says. Probably.]
>[Stacy says.]
>[You'll do it by yourself.]
>[I say.]

>[You'll do it by yourself.]

You'll do it. Do you really want to go and face whatever we find wearing a plantsuit?

My plan is to bypass the "whatever we find" problem by avoiding finding anything.

>[That's a really short-sighted plan.]
>[You really are a lazy bastard.]
>[People aren't going to let you do that.]
>[So you're happy the way things are?]

>[People aren't going to let you do that.]

Somehow? I kinda doubt that'll happen. Just because people will make you help.

I'd like to see them try.

>[Yeah, that's worked out great.]
>[I've already done it, dumbass.]
>[What if it means you'll die?]
>[You're impossible.]

>[What if it means you'll die?]

I have this feeling that a life or death situation would work. What if not helping meant you would die?

Well then I'll do something. But usually it's just stupid crap they want me to do and I'm not doing it.

>[Like I said, they'll make you.]
>[Why is it such a big deal to you?]
>[It's not stupid crap.]
>[But you'll have no practice.]