Crack RP Meme

[runs-on-rage.livejournal.com]

In honor of April 1st (and a day early) I give you:

THE CRACK RP MEME!

That's right folks, it's time to bust out all the ridiculous, silly, cracktastical shenanigans you know you've always wanted to play but your characters would never do on the ship.

Random characters you will never app are fine. Joke journals are fine too. It's pretty much a party in here! 8D

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[whyarewehere]

"I've told you, I don't do things so I can brag about them. I do things so people will leave me alone and stop trying to make me do them," he says.

"...Or trying to kill me. That too," he adds after a moment's consideration.

[nerve-pincher.livejournal.com]

"Are you certain those drawing implements contain no toxins?"

He's logical and adorable.

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

"Nobody wants to mess with the guy whose hobby is shooting people in the head," she says with a shrug.

[little-samus.livejournal.com]

Chief, here's to hoping you enjoy having stick figure Chozos all across your chest plate.

[redheadpepper.livejournal.com]

JARVIS?

[Pepper may be wondering if that particular form was Tony's doing, or the AI's...]

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

"Oh," the dragonet responds, curiosity not waning. "Is that why you are shaped funny?"

[little-samus.livejournal.com]

Samus thinks long and hard about this, Okay not so long about it, and then nods excitedly.

"Uh-huh! I think." Oh Samus... "What's a toxin anyway?"

[nerve-pincher.livejournal.com]

"A chemical substance which is hazardous to humanoid health when ingested."

Did he say that with a slight lisp? He might have.

[cant-be-lazy.livejournal.com]

"Hey, those drawings are really neat! What are they doing?"

Hello, Samus. Here's a curious little pink hurricane admiring your handiwork.

[the-team-sucks.livejournal.com]

"Personal experience huh?" Grif replies. He tilts his head a little bit to one side. He knows she's up there.

[little-samus.livejournal.com]

Oh oh! New person! Samus would be happy to explain her drawings to you.

"This one is Old Bird," pointing to one bird looking stick figure, "and this one is Gray Voice," pointing to the other.

"They're my friends! And they take care of me."

[little-samus.livejournal.com]

"Well, no one's gonna eat it." Duuuuuh, Spock! "I'm just drawing with them."

[lookatyourman.livejournal.com]

Hello ladies of the Meat Ship. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me.

Sadly he isn't me, but if he stopped using lady scented body wash upon emerging from his cold sleep pod he could at least smell like me.

Look down. Back up.

Where are you?

You're on a boat on Earth-534A342Z, with the man your man could smell like!

What's that in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's an pseudopod with two computerized tickets to that thing you love.

Look again. The tickets are now diamonds!

Everything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady...except bringing back your shattered husk of a world.

...

I'm on a horse.

[governorkang]

"Where are your parents?" Kang asks, looking around just in case. He'd rather not get killed by a suspicious bronze dragon.

Not only is it possible that they're related, but it looks just enough like his own children that it makes the situation even more awkward.

[cant-be-lazy.livejournal.com]

"I really like your friends!" chirped the pink stranger. "I bet they're pretty nice too."

She grinned, looking at the amazing coloring tools the other girl had. "What...er, who are you drawing on?"

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

Tex is clipped through a little at the head tilt, but doesn't move from her spot. "Well, not exactly. People don't mess with me because I know how tear a guy's skull out."

[moneyucouldsave.livejournal.com]

[Stares in wonder at the magnificence that is the Old Spice Guy.]

[little-samus.livejournal.com]

Samus nodded excitedly "Old Bird is really nice! Gray Voice acts really serious but he's nice too."

She looked between her markers and her canvas and shrugged, "I don't know. It looked boring so I wanted to color on it!"

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

"I don't know," he replies, sighing and looking off to one side. He lashes his tail. "I think they might not be here."

He straightens a little, looking back to Kang. "But I don't need them. I can take care of myself." He puffs out his chest and makes himself look as big as he can. "I am very brave."

[stupidbluechild.livejournal.com]

Charlotte skipped forth from the darkness like a ray of sunshine through a gap in the clouds--or like a glistening baby alien from the chest of its host, take your pick. She crouched forward.

"Hi! I'm Charlotte!"

[cant-be-lazy.livejournal.com]

"Oh, I know some people like that! They'd have so much more fun if they just smiled once in a while. It's not that hard!" To Stephanie, this philosophy of life seemed quite obvious. Lighten up while you can.

Giggling, the pink-haired girl leaned over the other's art. "It doesn't look very happy to me either. Hmnm. Do you think it needs sparkles?"

[lookatyourman.livejournal.com]

Did you know men who prefer Old Spice over lady scented body wash are 459% times more likely to save money by switching to Geico?

Did you know I'm riding this horse backwards?

[the-team-sucks.livejournal.com]

"I always thought that was just your excellent people skills," Grif muses in a perfectly reasonable tone.
He tilts his head a little bit more. He's seeing how far he can push her before she moves.

[demon-alessa.livejournal.com]

Wat

[goodeveningsir.livejournal.com]

I ... believe so, Miss Potts. At least, I think I'm me.

[That is a very good question. Any Tonys care to venture an answer?]