Crack RP Meme

[runs-on-rage.livejournal.com]

In honor of April 1st (and a day early) I give you:

THE CRACK RP MEME!

That's right folks, it's time to bust out all the ridiculous, silly, cracktastical shenanigans you know you've always wanted to play but your characters would never do on the ship.

Random characters you will never app are fine. Joke journals are fine too. It's pretty much a party in here! 8D

Comments

[little-samus.livejournal.com]

Oh sparkles! "Yeah! Good idea! Do you have any?"

[cptnspock.livejournal.com]

"No. I do not believe we are. Not yet." He would smile knowingly. If he did the whole smiling thing.

[raw-vikingness.livejournal.com]

"Rowr?"

What's this tiny new dragon doing here?

[lookatyourman.livejournal.com]

It would fly higher than this messenger hawk I'm carrying.

[But wait, there's no messenger haw-oh wait, the camera panned out again, it's there.]

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

Pffft, way better shinies here. Hell bet your ship beats diamonds any day.

[governorkang]

[...what about cloaks?]

[bigbad]

...ponce.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

And there is a very excited Kaylee now standing next to Kang.

"Oh, look at the little guy!!"

[lookatyourman.livejournal.com]

Remember Kate, you deserve a man who smells like one. Lady scented body wash is a foe not even your arrows can slay.

[stupidbluechild.livejournal.com]

"It's where you pretend to be a tax inspector, silly!" Charlotte explained with infinite patience, "We go knock on people's doors and repossess furniture and forclose mansions and--"

[exdemon]

*Reaches for his arm, still staring at the money*

Xander. The money is staring at me.

[nocapesdahling.livejournal.com]

Do you remember Thunderhead?

NOVEMBER FIFTEENTH! All was well, another day saved, when his cape caught on a missile-fin. Stratogale! Cape caught in a jet turbine!

Melta-man, express elevator, Dyna-guy snag on take-off, Splashdown sucked into a vortex. And have you seen that some of these fools still insist on saving the day with a flippity bit of fabric hanging from their necks?

Idiots! Reckless fools, and why does no-one listen to me dahling, I ask you, really there is no reason, dahling, none at all!

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ THIS PLEASES THE KAYLEE. ]

Sure got that right. Serenity beats out most anythin', I reckon.

[smartnass.livejournal.com]

I actually meant you, not the product.

[offthisplanenow.livejournal.com]

[No. :|]

[crysteel-future.livejournal.com]

(http://photobucket.com)
BLOODY NASS!

[nocapesdahling.livejournal.com]

[She gives him the once-over]

Dahling, let me tell you, that is something everyone vhants for you.

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

...Undead dick.

[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO DO THAT?!

[demon-alessa.livejournal.com]

Must not kill, must not kill...

"Actually, that sounds fun!" Alessa said with her evil smile. "Are you a demon too?"

[daemonomicon.livejournal.com]

*wears a big-ass red cape over his huge-ass power armor*

[lookatyourman.livejournal.com]

While your alien sweat glands may produce a totally different scent than that of a full human, the manliness of Old Spice for Men is such that it will work even on Vulcan biology.

After all, to smell good is highly logical.

[Epic eyebrow arc. The kind that causes a woman's panties to vaporize into a cloud of womanly joy]

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

No capes here!

Uh, how do you feel about scarves?

[bitchingcamaro.livejournal.com]

_{[Just keeps up the dancing. And 'sings' along, too.]}

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

Armaenis looks over, and bristles.

"Black!" he shouts, spinning to face the bigger dragon and growling a bit. Black dragons are Bad. He knows this. It is facts. Mom and Dad said so.