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Suddenly.

You are naked.

All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.

Except for one thing.

You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)

Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.

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I...suppose not.

[His uniform already showed all there was to see of his rear anyway, just in a different color.]

And me. My fists may not be as powerful as his, and it's difficult to see anything, but I wouldn't let you get hurt.

[With that, he slowly edges out of the water. To be able to protect Kaylee should something happen. He's seen perverts around here and won't tolerate them hurting his friends.]

My fig leaves bring all the boys to the yard.

Humans in my former community have strict social rules about being covered by clothing while in public. I've always followed them.

[He's going to lean against the shore bank, letting the upper half of his torso remain exposed to the air.]

Oooh. Why?

::Squeak. Well...he'll dip his big feet in::

Insert string of spanish curses here.

"BY THE HADEAN CHIMES!"

Really, you don't gotta worry, Billy. They might be runnin' about, but we're all on one boat, and 'M sure everybody knows better'n that.

[ Probably doesn't help matters that Kaylee's one of them, Billy, and is taking her chance to look him over once or twice, but such is life. ]

It's not something I entirely understand, but I believe sexuality ls linked to it. We're taught to keep our bodies covered unless we're bathing or around close family, our romantic partners, or medical professionals.

[Gulp.] We have fig leaves covering our sexual organs at the moment, but I've never been comfortable this way.

Eeee. Strrrraynge.

::Chirp. Sniff-nudge::

Con-cept, strange. In Origin, to wear clo-thing is sign of pro-fes-sion, but more. To make clo-thing Solid...that thee may not see through clo-thing, in Origin, speaks of De-ceit. Of Un-truths hidden.

::Now you know why Renne's never dressed in all that much::

They'd better.

[He sits on the smooth ground and fidgets a little when he feels her eyes on him. Those goosebumps aren't just from the cold.]

Speaking of boats, I wonder how we got here. Or more importantly, who's responsible.

[Resisting looking at her. Some people would have his hide, and it's not polite.]

Ladies.

[Squeak. He turns to the side to scratch under Renne's chin.]

To your people, hiding with clothing was a sign that intentions were hidden as well. There's an understandable logic to that.

They will.

[ She doesn't look for long, no worries, though it's not like she was working hard to hide it anyhow. ]

Who knows? Somebody with a sense of humor to 'em would be my guess.

[ Good sense of humor, too. ]

Yes. How-e-ver, One dis-co-ver here, is fur-ther Logic. Cold, to One, thus, One have furs, to cre-ate Warm. What mean-ing, Clo-thing have to thee here?

::Purr. Likely unsurprising but yes, he gets an ear-skritch when Renne can find said ear::

[He does look---very briefly. Again, it's not like he can see much, but giving the appearance of eye contact would be nice.]

GLaDOS? I've never appreciated her humor. Or if it's someone else...they must have planned well to pull off a widescale prank without fear of repercussions.

[After another look around to see if more blobs are coming, he stretches on the grass to start drying off]

[snort]

Not physically. It's just unnecessary.

At least I've got a leaf...

[Nervous-laugh. He knows it's irrational to be worried about it when Renne can't even see him, but it feels weird.]

As you said, it provides protection. On my former world, it was too cold to walk around naked for most of the year. It's also practical to wear clothes to protect our bodies from excessive sunlight, dangerous chemicals in the lab, and dirt and rain flying through the air.

Different clothing is suitable for different tasks. We all have a uniform on the ship, and ships on my world also had uniforms to show who the crew members were. There are casual clothes for children playing, formal eye-catching outfits for important social events, and clothes designed to draw attention to each other sexually. It's complicated---my other friends would know more about it than I would. I've never been fashion-conscious.

oh why the heck not. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!

/goes streaking in tiny mode

Well at least I'm not tiny everywhere!

... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH! I JUST ADMITTED I'M SHORT!!!! /rolls

... .... ...........

!!!! /tries to hide behind someone

It wasn't me I swear! /totally naked and hiding behind her

Right. It's also inconvenient if it remains there permanently, but we'll find a way to detach it. There must be a substance that can counter the adhesion.

[Think. It would be awfully troublesome to have an important organ like that sealed inside with a leaf.]

Fash-ion? This is...to...find a Bond-mate? Pe-cu-li-ar. This is, pre-lude to Hsliss-ah-sirsi?

The Great-Warmth of thy world is dan-ger to thee? How?

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