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Blind Date Meme

~~I feel vaguely bad posting this since we've had a few other memes over the last few days but. I wanna spam the hell out of everyone. .___.~~

In honour of the fact that it's Valentine's tomorrow in my corner of the world, I bring you the Blind Date Meme!

Somehow, someway, your character has agreed to a blind date (or several). Maybe they were coerced into it, maybe they don't actually mind the idea, maybe it's just Stacy messing with everyone's heads again, but they're here now. And at the very least, it shouldn't be boring for them.

♥ Make a comment for your character, you can outline a mini-setting if you want. (Think along the lines of the 'Waking up in bed' meme we had a little while back.)

♥ Other characters comment to that as the other half of the blind date!

♥ SPAM HAPPENS.

♥ ~~My inbox dies horribly~~ PROFIT!*

* 'PROFIT' may not apply if participants' idea of profit is anything other than large amounts of spam. Offer void outside the internets.

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[Because it's Brainy]

[Awkwaaaaaaaaard. There is some looking away and rubbing the back of his head and folding his arms protectively]

I just don't entertain any delusions about your feelings towards me.

[Lyle leans on his hand.]

This is just for fun, Brainy, don't get anxious about it.

[Which is Lyle's way of not saying: well, true, I don't date the dead.]

[Relaxes a little, but it also vaguely put-out for some reason.]

Right. I just wanted to make sure that was clear. That's all.

[Ouch. Thanks Lyle. Dx]

[For some incredibly obvious reason.]

Right. Now.

[He's calling over the electric violinists. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUO6kYLb6As) This awkwardness will be awesomed until dead.]

[This is Lyle and Brainy we're talking about.]

...Maybe we should have had this to start with.

[THAT IS VERY AWESOME. ♥]

It does set the [awesome] mood, doesn't it?

And now we dance! [He's standing and holding out a hand.]

Much better than anything else I've heard at any rate.

... [stare at hand. Look up at Lyle.] Lyle, I don't dance.

I'm sure your 12th level self can figure it out.

[Guess who's getting grabbed and hauled to his feet, Brainy? Can you guess?]

[IS IT SOMEONE OTHER THAN HIM? ...didn't think so.]

W-wait! But I don't know how to--!

[Oh it is a terrible thing for Lyle is suddenly deaf to the protests of all tiny adorable robots. How did this happen?]

[He is also dragging Brainy around in a sort-of waltz, because he doesn't know how to dance either. But he knows how to look confident about it.]

[Thank grife for flight rings. They make this kind of thing so much easier.]

[Brainy can't actually tell Lyle has no idea what he's doing either, so he just kind of goes with it because Lyle is apparently not going to let him go. Dammit.]

[What they didn't cover dancing in spy school? James Bond would be shocked.]

Hey, at least try. It doesn't count if you don't move your feet.

[All he has to do is swing him around in a repetitive pattern, right? He can do that.]

[Lyle could probably pick it up easily if he wanted to. But knowing how to do things the Proper Way is too Politician-ish.]

...will this be over sooner if I do? [He does it anyway, but the flight ring is still taking a lot of his weight, just in case.]

[It's probably for the best that there's no other dancers here.]

Good. Simple, right? Relax, move with the music...

[Apparently, Lyle doesn't have to know what he's doing to enjoy it.]

...How can you move with music? It's not directing me anywhere and it's just sound waves travelling through the air...

[He's sort of enjoying himself, but largely following Lyle's lead. And still not getting things.]

You follow the rhythm. The tempo. Hit the beats. [Do stuff in time with stuff. Do the robot.]

...Lyle, we're not exactly doing that very well, if that was your goal. [He's AWESOME at the robot!]

Oh? So you lead. [Yes, that is a challenge.]

...I. Alright.

[He may cheat a little and take the dance into the air, since theoretically doing this kind of thing with flight rings gets rid of problems like 'that was Lyle's toe I just stepped on heavily' and just leaves the moving to the music part.]

[Lyle is not going to comment and break Brainy's concentration. He's busy patting himself on the back for once again conning him into something anyway. He really must not have his own Lyle or it wouldn't be this easy.]

[Brainy's too busy figuring out this music thing to notice Lyle's schemeyness. Finally he thinks he's gotten the general gist of it down; similar to how Lyle was moving earlier but at a different pace.]

There. See?

[Lyle nods in approval.]

Very good. And now we can move on to flourishes.

Flourishes?

Right. When I raised my arm, you twirl out and then in again.

Why do I have to do that?

And there'd be plenty of Lyle to share around too! *shot*

Don't corrupt them. That's Lyle's job.

Why does he get all the fun?

Brainy can corrupt his own alternates. good luck with that XD

Epic bitchfight them you mean?

I expect to see slapping and pulling of hair!

Can't they just try and out-ego each other?

until their chests swell with ego so much they explode? slapping is less cruel

Last one to explode wins!

Wins the fanciest coffin for his exploded remains?

If you're going to have an ego contest, you don't mess around.

The Lyles may have to interfere

Always sticking their noses into other people's ego-fights.

On second thought, while they're off doing that, the Lyles are free to run the labs

...better upgrade the Lyle-traps.

Why? You won't need that lab once your asploded

He could get better! ..........maybe.

B5 would win the ego-contest by default because he can repair himself after exploding

He then ego-asplodes several other times while pointing out how much better this makes him.

eventually, the others start packing him with candy and confetti

Popular at birthday parties!

"I don't care if it's your birthday, Bouncing Boy, I'm not exploding."

"You did it for Superman's birthday!"

"I didn't do it on purpose, he was standing very close and--n-nevermind!"

"You know, I hear you can get medication to stop those kinds of sudden reactions."

And there'd be plenty of Lyle to share around too! shot