Crack RP Meme

[runs-on-rage.livejournal.com]

In honor of April 1st (and a day early) I give you:

THE CRACK RP MEME!

That's right folks, it's time to bust out all the ridiculous, silly, cracktastical shenanigans you know you've always wanted to play but your characters would never do on the ship.

Random characters you will never app are fine. Joke journals are fine too. It's pretty much a party in here! 8D

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[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

Army wrinkles up his little muzzle.

"He can't be my brother! He's not a dragon!" he points out. "And besides, I already have two sisters and I don't need more!"

They sit on him. They so, so do. Stupid sisters. They do not respect him.

[raw-vikingness.livejournal.com]

WHYDOESTHISKEEPHAPPENING?!

[inthephonebook.livejournal.com]

You adopting now Kang?

[thexanwhosees.livejournal.com]

*grabs her hand* Only because somebody glued googly eyes to it, Ahn. You could just take the money you know?

[whyarewehere]

"...Don't tell me, I don't want to know. And we'll see about that."

He flops over onto his back.

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

Which results in Tex apparently lying on thin air. "I told you. Hologram."

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Oh, I can think of plenty of hot ideas. Some might even include your car...

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Might be his brother, Harry!!

[whyarewehere]

"Yeah but I made you look ridiculous. So I win. Ha ha."

[exdemon]

I can? Are you sure?

...the odd eyeballs are disturbing and strange. Can you take them off?

Re: <3 the icon!

[raw-vikingness.livejournal.com]

YESYESYESYESYES! There may or may not be some foot thumping going on.

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

Armaenis pauses and peers at Toothless.

"...Can't you talk?"

[nerve-pincher.livejournal.com]

Lieutenant Uhura has never commented on my scent. Given that she is a highly-opinionated woman, I can logically conclude that she does not find it unpleasant.

[governorkang]

"You don't understand," Kang snorts. "We do not get along with metallic dragons. They see us as perversions, and kill us off."

He pauses, and glances down at the wyrmling. "Armaenis, draconians were created from metallic dragon eggs. So yes, we might be related."

[governorkang]

This isn't a good thing.

[raw-vikingness.livejournal.com]

That would yet another of thos "Uhduh" looks he's giving you.

[greennotgold]

He's a good father, though!

[whitefireshot.livejournal.com]

And right next to that corner was a young woman in a long blue-white jacket. Staring at the horror in pink, far too excited and energized to be anything but witchcraft. Certainly, nothing could be that pink, and that energetic, and normal. Not at all.

The teen gunslinger rubbed her forehead at the other girl's antics, "I doubt the Tincan wants to dance, I know I wouldn't."

[greennotgold]

"But he seems to like you..."

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Kaylee shrugs, and gives Kang a look she might have reserved for a 'Duh, Jayne' moment. "So start with this one, and make it so ya'll get alone." Easy as pie.

Back to the itty-bitty. "You got sisters, too!?"

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

It's just a smell. We've dealt with those before.

I don't care about Old Spice or those scrolls or how...really muscley and hot you are or how good you smell.

I love Aang and your pecs and that's it!

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

So make it a good thing!

[whitefireshot.livejournal.com]

Didn't know a boy's smell mattered quite this much...

And what sorta Soul powers you using to make this crap happen?

[nerve-pincher.livejournal.com]

A cape is a highly illogical article of clothing. It serves no purpose.

[cant-be-lazy.livejournal.com]

"Aww, why not? It's really fun. And he seems to be doing well," she says cheerfully, watching him bob and weave on his way.

"Have you ever tried?"