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Blind Date Meme

~~I feel vaguely bad posting this since we've had a few other memes over the last few days but. I wanna spam the hell out of everyone. .___.~~

In honour of the fact that it's Valentine's tomorrow in my corner of the world, I bring you the Blind Date Meme!

Somehow, someway, your character has agreed to a blind date (or several). Maybe they were coerced into it, maybe they don't actually mind the idea, maybe it's just Stacy messing with everyone's heads again, but they're here now. And at the very least, it shouldn't be boring for them.

♥ Make a comment for your character, you can outline a mini-setting if you want. (Think along the lines of the 'Waking up in bed' meme we had a little while back.)

♥ Other characters comment to that as the other half of the blind date!

♥ SPAM HAPPENS.

♥ ~~My inbox dies horribly~~ PROFIT!*

* 'PROFIT' may not apply if participants' idea of profit is anything other than large amounts of spam. Offer void outside the internets.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Folded arms and a pointed look is what you get for that]

Remember what?

A date, Brainy. We're on a date.

....last I heard, dates didn't involve one person running around getting things for the other.

You were supposed to bring them with you. [so innocent]

And aren't you supposed to have something too?

I was going to bring lingerie, but I didn't know your size.

........[HORROR]

[Lyle chuckles, pulls something out of his pocket and slides it across the table. A long jewelry box.]

The last of the cliche Valentine's presents. Unless you want to buy me a teddy bear, that is.

[He's beginning to think he was more comfortable with getting teased into fetching cocoa. The jewellery box is stared at, like it might just explode on him.]

...what is it?

It's just a bracelet. [It's not going to bite you.] I didn't know what else to bring.

Thank you, but I'm not sure if I'd get much use out of it, to be honest.

Well, I didn't know who was coming, or I'd have give you something a bit more personalized.

You still get a kiss at the end, at least.

[Suspicious] Do you actually mean that, or are you just trying to bother me again?

[raises an eyebrow] No, dates traditionally end with a kiss.

[He's flustered now] That's not the part I mean! ...entirely.

Yes, I'd have gotten you something more personal. What's surprising about that?

That's not exactly...

...I didn't this was actually a date.

It doesn't have to be. I'm willing to let it go.

...as soon as I get that violin music.

[Pretend like I actually put the word 'think' in there, rather than just imagining I did. T__T]

I thought you wouldn't want it to be... like that.

[I do that all the time]

[Why must you be so serious, Brainy?]

Why not?

[Because it's Brainy]

[Awkwaaaaaaaaard. There is some looking away and rubbing the back of his head and folding his arms protectively]

I just don't entertain any delusions about your feelings towards me.

[Lyle leans on his hand.]

This is just for fun, Brainy, don't get anxious about it.

[Which is Lyle's way of not saying: well, true, I don't date the dead.]

[Relaxes a little, but it also vaguely put-out for some reason.]

Right. I just wanted to make sure that was clear. That's all.

[Ouch. Thanks Lyle. Dx]

[For some incredibly obvious reason.]

Right. Now.

[He's calling over the electric violinists. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUO6kYLb6As) This awkwardness will be awesomed until dead.]

[This is Lyle and Brainy we're talking about.]

...Maybe we should have had this to start with.

[THAT IS VERY AWESOME. ♥]

Like the ones he gets already? Though S1 version probably would get hugged a lot

and picked up. he's small, therefore you should pick him up

He would flail so damn much.

therefore it would happen. tormenting brainy: fun for everyone!

...I would do it just to see reboot's face at adorable little robot version.

"...why are you shrinking?"

"Can't talk. Being hugged. AGAIN."

There's that lovely face again. The face of talking to Lyle for too long

'Too long' being something like more than a minute?

That was more than a minute. Mostly because Brainy left and came back.

He's sure the rest of the Legion don't have this problem.

They all think that.

Lyle-itus?

He is not contagious ... okay, he is. That's how you get an espionage squad

That explains so much! ...does that mean Jeka's infected?

maybe? This doesn't explain why Brainy hasn't caught tact off of Lyle yet

You're not THAT contagious, Lyle.

What if a bunch of Lyles dogpile him?

He has a heart attack from shock?

It's a good thing they all know CPR

And there'd be plenty of Lyle to share around too! *shot*

Don't corrupt them. That's Lyle's job.

Why does he get all the fun?

Brainy can corrupt his own alternates. good luck with that XD

Epic bitchfight them you mean?

And there'd be plenty of Lyle to share around too! shot