Crack RP Meme

[runs-on-rage.livejournal.com]

In honor of April 1st (and a day early) I give you:

THE CRACK RP MEME!

That's right folks, it's time to bust out all the ridiculous, silly, cracktastical shenanigans you know you've always wanted to play but your characters would never do on the ship.

Random characters you will never app are fine. Joke journals are fine too. It's pretty much a party in here! 8D

Comments

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

"Being able to scare the crap out of people counts as people skill," Tex says with a shrug. "It's not a nice one, but it's a skill."

She clips through again but holds her ground, peering back down at him with an amused headtilt.

[cptnspock.livejournal.com]

"Fascinating."

[stupidbluechild.livejournal.com]

Her neck cracked several times as she turned.

"What's your name?"

[governorkang]

Oh. Whew. Kang relaxes slightly, though he's still wary. JUST IN CASE.

"...yes you are," he can humor the youngling. It is kind of... cute. Not that he'd say that out loud. Ever.

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

[The fact that she is looking at you should in no way be misconstrued as meaning that you are her guy.]

...The hell?

[moneyucouldsave.livejournal.com]

[No, it did not know that!

Spread the Old Spice love! Spread it all around the globe!

AND THE UNIVERSE.]

[demon-alessa.livejournal.com]

Ok, NO ONE should be able to creep her out more than herself.

"Killer of odd blue children. You?"

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

...if you know anythin' 'bout a compression block engine, 'M all ears.

[the-team-sucks.livejournal.com]

"My mom always called it bad manners."

Tilt. C'mon Tex you have to give up sometime!

[stupidbluechild.livejournal.com]

She continued to smile, her body turned towards the pile of money and her head towards Alessa.

"Tee-hee! You're silly!" Charlotte insisted, "You don't kill children, you make friends with them! Everyone knows that!"

[lookatyourman.livejournal.com]

Hell is having a man who smells like a lady.

What's that in your hand? Look at me. I have it. It's two clips for that gun you love. Where is the gun? Look at your hand. There it is.

[Once again manliness succeeds in punching reality in its sub par bodywash wearing face, and suddenly the item in question is right where he says it is.

[assneedskicking.livejournal.com]

Yes, but do you smell as good as me?

I think not.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Bu-ut, you're not bald or the Avatar or kind...so I don't care.

Like material things mean anything significant compared to the man he is.

[smartnass.livejournal.com]

That does sound awfully tempting.

[folds-ur-pants.livejournal.com]

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

What...ARE you?

[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

So you're saying that by using this bodywash, my attractiveness, which is already pretty high, will go even higher?

[uncle-travmatt.livejournal.com]

Dear Gobo,

My journey had taken me into many strange places in the world of the silly creatures. But I think this is the strangest yet...

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Augh, my ears!


And NO!!!

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

0.o

Ok.... then.

[curiousredsoul]

Another much larger dragon, happens to spot the smaller during her own wanderings. The current soft red glow eminating from this particular dragon's almost tiger stripe like markings would make her hard to miss.

Curious as to what such a young little dragon was doing wandering the halls, let alone the presence of one, Celena approaches.

"Hello there, little one,"

[lookatyourman.livejournal.com]

I do know that working on an engine can work up quite a smell, a smell that only the power of Old Spice can eliminate.

Also, what's that in your tool kit? I have it. It's a multi-axis switch head spanner suited to all engine adjustment needs.

Look again. The spanner is now strawberries!

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Laaaaaughing. ]

Might take that over the Old Spice guy up there. Might.

[demon-alessa.livejournal.com]

Alessa gave her a piercing stare.

"I don't kill children, but I could start. Never call me silly, strange mutant thing."