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THE DATING SIM MEME

♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

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_{Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?}

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[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

[Tex is projecting her hologram on the Obs deck and managing to give off a general air of annoyance, even with the faceplate.]

[whyarewehere]

[A wild Grif appears]

>[Get his attention with an insult.]
>[Greet him normally]
>[Engage in an argument]
>[Hit on him]

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

>[Get his attention with an insult.]

Playing the 'hide from exercise' game again? Try hiding by the cyst-couches. You might blend in.

[whyarewehere]

They are not cysts! [scoooowl]

>[Yes they are!]
>[Point out his lack of courage.]
>[Say something otherwise demoralizing.]
>[Hit on him.]

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

>[Yes they are!]

Grif? They're giant lumps of fat and-or go. They're cysts or tumors, take your pick.

[whyarewehere]

...Why did you have to tell me that?

>[Explain that you are mean.]
>[Explain that he is an idiot and needed informed.]
>[Refuse to explain.]
>[Hit on him.]

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

>[Refuse to explain.]

How could you not know that?

[whyarewehere]

...Maybe I knew it and just liked it better when I didn't have to think about it. THANKS, by the way. Bitch.

>[Sarcastic "you're welcome"]
>[What did you just say?]
>[Other topic]
>[Hit on him.]

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

>[What did you just say?]

What did you just call me?

[whyarewehere]

[gulp] Noooothing!

>[You're a coward.]
>[You're an idiot.]
>[You're an idiot and a coward.]
>[You're an idiot and a coward but I love you for it.]

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

>[You're a coward.]

Now you're afraid to say anything.

[whyarewehere]

I'm not afraid. And I didn't say anything.

>[Point out both major fallacies in this statement.]
>[Play along to humiliate him further and watch him squirm.]
>[Make a snide remark it'll take him a minute to figure out was an insult.]
>[Be nice.]

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

>[Point out both major fallacies in this statement.]

Yes you are, and yes you did.

[encryptedlock]

[Oh my stars and garters, it's someone Tex hasn't seen in a while.]

>[Comment on how he's supposed to be dead]
>[Sit there and see if he notices you're an AI]
>[Look unsurprised and order him around]
>[Scream his name like a fangirl]

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

>[Scream his name like a fangirl

[Well, maybe not quite screaming but she's definitely surprised]

YORK?!

[encryptedlock]

Tex?

[He gets down to eye level and peers at her.]

Or is that just O'Malley faking it again. I hate when he does that.

>[Insult his intelligence and confirm your identity]
>[Do a holographic melee on his helmet to prove your point]
>[Demand to know what he's doing here without answering his question]
>[Hit on him]

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

>[Do a holographic melee on his helmet to prove your point]

[If she was solid, there'd be a good THWACK on his helmet]

Of course it's me, you moron. If I was O'Malley I'd be doing a lot more cackling and ranting.

[encryptedlock]

[He chuckles.]

All right, all right, you have a point. So, uh. Since when are you a hologram?

>[Since I got here, moron]
>[Always been one]
>[You didn't know?]
>[What's it to you, punk?]

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

>[Since I got here, moron]

Ever since I got stuck in the systems. It wasn't exactly a great surprise.

How the hell are you not dead, York?

[encryptedlock]

No kidding. Damn. Wonder if D's in there somewhere?

...Right. Uh. [...] Hell, I don't know. Just woke up here.

>[Exclaim how good it is to have him back]
>[Tell him he needs to be more observant]
>[Ask what happened to Delta]
>[Hit on him]

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

>[Ask what happened to Delta]

Wait, D's not dead, either?

[encryptedlock]

I...I mean, I don't think so. Not if I'm still here, right? But if he was supposed to get deleted when my armor shut down, I--

>[Reassure him]
>[Tell him Delta's probably dead]
>[Change the subject]
>[Give him a holographic hug]

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

>[Reassure him]

If you're not dead, that means he's probably fine. He just might still be in storage or something.

[encryptedlock]

[He brightens up noticeably. Well, noticeably to someone used to reading people in armor, anyway.]

Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

So how is this place, anyway? It looks kinda, well. Kinda gross, really.

>[At least I don't have to smell it]
>[Better than Blood Gulch]
>[I get to control tentacles]
>[Not so bad, now that you're here]

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

>[Not so bad, now that you're here]

Let me put it this way: you have no idea how lucky you are that you missed the zombies.

But it's a little better knowing there's somebody I actually know around.